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https://ficbook.net/readfic/019c119a-98b4-7c6c-9b02-9596aa69bf21
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Описание
a collection of drabbles with humor and romance
Примечания
I am not a master of English, so please forgive me in advance for any mistakes.
the practice.
11 февраля 2026, 02:18
SCHOOLCHILDREN and hales
Scott: several strange bodies were found in one place we need to discuss this preferably with everyone Liam: I'm already getting dressed. where should we meet? Lydia: We don't have many options for meeting places Scott: either the school or the loft Derek: you're fuckin annoying, meet at school Scott: we need you too are you coming to school? Peter: [picture of a man in a tuxedo holding a bouquet of flowers] that's derek at the school door Lydia: We see each other too often at school Besides, we'll have to make sure no one's eavesdropping I'm all for Derek's loft Liam: me too I like it there Malia: mast I come ??? Scott: don't shirk you absolutely must Malia: >:( Lydia: Must* Peter: [picture of Michael Jackson in an Arab hijab] malia's face Liam: hahahaha Isaac: hahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahaha Lydia: I don't understand, who gave Peter internet access? Malia: hes always had it he just wasn't able to uze it because of his age Lydia: Use* Liam: hahahahahaha Peter: [picture of Sherlock Holmes with the caption "fuck you"] Liam: AHAHAHAHAHA AHHHHAAAHAHAAHA Malia: [picture of grandma breakdancing with the caption "mold is hyped"] peter Liam: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA Lydia: Who owns this chat? Kira: Scott and Stiles Lydia: Scott, kick him until we finish By the way I don't see Stiles Derek: because he taught him Peter: [picture of a kitten with the caption "I don't give a shit"] Liam: I BEG don't kick him Kira: what an adorable kitten (❁´◡`❁) Allison: if this endless stream of images doesn't stop right now, I'm going to take a couple of sprigs of the rarest yellow monkshood and shove them up your ass, Peter. Peter: [image of a man in a tuxedo against a red backdrop with the caption "shut the fuck up your mouth"] Scott: should I set you on fire again just to be on guard? Peter: [image of a cat on a night vision camera with the caption "why the fuck"] Liam: AHHHPAAHPHAHPH AAAHHHH I CAN'T Lydia: He distracted us from discussing the meeting place Scott: exactly so, who's voting for what else? Liam: I'm for the loft Lydia: We remember, Liam Isaac: i'm for the loft school is fucking boring Malia: rially Lydia: Really* Peter: [picture of Malia screaming in tears] school kids sitting over logarithms bots Isaac: phhphhphhph Lydia: What are you laughing at, moron? That's about you too Peter: isaac doesn't count Lydia: Oh my god...😒 Who hasn't voted yet? Vote Kira: i don't care. but it's closer to school for me but still, decide for yourself what's most convenient <3 💘💓💞👉👈💞💓💘 Allison: school. Lydia: It's obvious it's love Scott: I'm all for the loft Stiles doesn't care where I'm sure Derek: anywhere but not the loft Peter: [picture of Derek's face and a wolf's face] Liam: PAHPAHPAHPAHPAHPAH THIS IS NOW MY FAVORITE MEME Derek: where did you get this Isaac: aphphahpahphah haphphah ahhphahpahphah Peter: you shouldn't give a fuck big citiessssss Scott: why don't you vote? Peter: me? should I? Scott: I told you, everyone should be there including you Peter: [picture of Jesus with the caption "I heard you, darling, fuck you"] Liam: HPAHHAHPAHPAHP FUUUUCKK Lydia: Liam! Did Peter teach you to swear? Scott: really, Liam, are you nuts? Isaac: hahahahahaha Malia: ahahahahaHAHAHAAPH LOSER Allison: and immediately shut up, haha. Boyd: loft Stiles: are you all crazy? I woke up to 118 messages buzzing through my phone like a herd of bumblebees Lydia: Stiles It's called a swarm, not a herd Stiles: I don't give a shit oh my lord oh my god let me just say it wasn't me seriously guys this is all a farce Lydia: Yeah, keep making excuses Scott: I don't even understand what you're talking about Lydia: About who taught Peter Stiles: I'm too lazy to go to the loft for school Peter: don't worry, honey, i'll give you a ride))) Stiles: oh my God don't write like that you look like a pedophile i'm scared Kira: I think he's flirting this is so cute╰(*°▽°*)╯ Lydia: I'm leaving the chat Kira: nooo, why? (┬┬﹏┬┬) Scott: okay, enough since no one else is voting, then we'll meet at the loft in an hour Peter: [a drawn picture of a wolf ripping its clothes] that's derek Allison: are you an idiot? that's you. Peter: [a jackal-quality picture of a tangerine cat with the caption "cunt"]+174 unread messages
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